i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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