she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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