a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
