Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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