she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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