Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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