did you get engaged???
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
