What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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