hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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