Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
