i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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