Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Actions speak louder than pants.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I lost the right to judge tonight
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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