I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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