six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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