Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
