We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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