Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
