nut hugger
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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