She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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