To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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