But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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