just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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