I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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