my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
bring money and cleavage
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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