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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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