I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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