What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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