The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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