would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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