It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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