I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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