so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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