My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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