I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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