he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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