just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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