hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
The ass gains better be worth it
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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