I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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