Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
