Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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