it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
should my penis look like a turkey
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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