Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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