Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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