i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I need water and some morals
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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