I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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