She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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