apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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