I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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