NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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