Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I have already put on my inside pants.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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