he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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