I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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