That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
As shirtless as possible
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
